Friday, July 3, 2009

Summer


So, summer's here. Ha, and I am Summer. My favorite season is summer, as you would assume. 

So anyway, a lot is going on with me. I'm not sure who I like, and I lost my best friend. Luna and I aren't friends anymore. I wish she never had to get involved in a fight that didn't even have to do with her. If she hadn't we'd still be friends. I'd write her a postcard at camp, I'd leave her 109283094372980 voicemails saying how much I miss her. But I wont. We have been best friends since third grade, when she was a new girl. On the first day I accepted her, saying, "My sister says to be friends with the new girl. Want to be my best friend?" We pinky swore. What kind of world do we live in where pinky swears don't mean anything? Haha, but really.

Clementine and I are still tight. That's good. I have a whole bunch of other friends too. I met this really hot guy today on the beach. I hope something will happen with him. 

...if you know what I mean ;)

Write later.

Summer

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

oh my god. i have turned into a freak. i am practically quarantined. so i have the flu. 
my medication?
missing two exams. wearing a mask when going outside. and being publicly humiliated.
everyone is badgering me with questions like do you have the swine flu?
my and summer have been banned from school for 7 days because the school doeesn't want us to infect others. psht whatever that means... I actually stayed home all weekend studying for final exams and then they have to be postponed by the flu. I studied all weekend and I actually made no plans! also, if i want to go to the fair this friday i have to wear a mask, and noone wants to hook up with a girl who has a fatal disease! (but not really) me and summer had to eat that jar of peanut butter.
i am OBSESSED with heavy rock. up to the point where its almost screamo.. I never thought it would come to this... but it did. i can't stop listening to it! viva la cobra! :) 
lunnnnaaaa
hellz yeah b*tches 

FML


Classic FML story: 

Today, I got sick. I had been studying all weekend for my huge exams from Tuesday to Friday, and did not even go outside for the whole long weekend. Because of this, I got sick. I am not able to take my exams for another week. FML.


I know what you are thinking. Sucks for that girl. I know. SHE'S ME. I had a sleepover with Luna and she ended up GETTING ME SICK! Wtf. 

So basically, I am banned from going back to school until Monday. I spent my ENTIRE THREE-DAY WEEKEND STUDYING. ENTIRE. Fmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfml.

Also, there was a fair Friday and I was going to go to a movie with my new boyfriend. Guess I can't go to that either. 

OH YEAH! HIM! I have to tell you all about him. Just ask my friends ;)

....if you know what I mean. 

Summer

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Last day till nothing

Okay, so lately not much has happened. I decided that this fight with Clementine is ridiculous. So, we called a truce.

Anyways, lately not much has happened. I got in this fight with Christian, and I am still upset about it. Whatevs.

So ... Clementine and Luna MAY be coming over later. I still have homework to do (OH MY GOD! ITS THE DAY BEFORE! JKFLDAJFDKALS;J;) so I am spazzing. If they do come over, we will be doing homework.

Ew. It sucks the last day of break is all homework. Whatever I still have to keep up!

I wonder if me and Christian will make up....

If you know what I mean ;)

S

Saturday, March 28, 2009

models still eat food.

Summer. gave me the number for anger management instead of christian! can you believe that!? what a crazy..i should send her an angry letter... anyways, a really big event for me is coming up and luna is going to help me with an outfit choice. i'm seeing christian. :) this weekend at garrett's big birthday bash. hm..i wonder if christian will be there so i can talk to him since SOMEONE stopped me from calling him. but anyways, yesterday i was with summer -theultradevilchild- and luna -thechillsweetkindfriend- we went to lunch and i was sooo not hungry from the HUGE breakfast i ate so i didn't have that much lunch. summer automatically thinks im anorexic and SCREAAAMSS out "CLEMMIE ARE YOU ANO!?" she texts all these people that i'm anorexic...what a rumor starter. but i fire it right back at her by telling all the incoming texts that i'm not anorexic i'm just naturally thin for modeling. 
so now guys think i'm a model but it turns out trevor liked the old me and was going to ask me out! (how ironic) and now he thinks the modeling might go to my head and i might be full of myself so NOW i have to convince him that i'm still the old me without getting people to know i'm not a model and everyone thinking  i'm a HUGE FAKE. FML.


life is one big twist...

love, Clemmie xo

Friday, March 27, 2009

Frenemies?

OMG. 
OMG.
OMG.

Summer and Clementine are being SO immature. They're best friends and all they do is plan ways to ruin eachother. They're becoming more like frenemies. Am i the only chill person on this planet? HELLZ YEAH BITCHES. I'm getting sick of them! I need NAOMI AND AVERY!! Naomi and Avery are our other best friends that have been in california and the bahamas. lucky bitches. Excuse my french I'm not exactly in the best mood.
 why? :

1. I've been in the city the whole break with Clementine and Summer, not the best crowd. Who cares if they're my best friends they're REALLY pissing me off.

2. Naomi and Avery aren't here. I miss them terribly!

3. I'm bored
 
4. There's nothing dramatic going on in my life like Summer and Clem. 

5. I can't stop thinking about Seth...

GUHGIEURHJOG[AWIEEOSRJPWODLCMALKD

see? im turning into that retarded clementine!! i just spazzed. WITH MY FINGERS.

fmylife. 
xxx bye till i have something interesting to write about. :( 

lllllluuuuuuunnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaa :(

p.s. 
if they wanna leave me out. fine. just wait and see what i do to those skanks.

clementine just did the strangest thing...

Okay. So everyone knows that Clementine is not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, but lately she has been acting like she IS. 

A few minutes ago I realized that maybe this smartness has worn off. She called me.

"Hey Summer."
"Hi Clementine."
"Uhm...can I please have Christian's number? I want to use it to call him and destroy you."
"Oh..." What was she saying? THE OLD CLEMENTINE IS BACK! "Sure! It is 555-2852." I gave her the number of our local anger management center. 
"Thanks!" she replied. "Well, I gotta go call him. Kisses!" She hung up.

DJKLSAF;JKAL;JKDFLAS;JFKASL;JDKSL;AFJ mehehe

yay :)

I gotta go call someone....

if you know what i mean ;)

Summer